Di suatu tengahari yang panas...

2 hari sebelum kene berambus dari hostel...aku memandu ke Selayang Mall bersama teman wanita untuk mengeluarkan duit dan berjalan-jalan melihat barang2 diskaun sebelum pegi makan tengahari dan menghantar dia ke sekolah

Dia: Janganla parking kat sini...nanti kene saman...kat sane kan banyak lagik...tengoklaa dulu

Aku: Ala..kejap jek..bukan lame pon...

Dia: Kalo dapat 'surat cinta' nanti baru padan muke!!
Aku: Taknye..dah selalu parking sini..ok jek!!

Lalu pergilah mereka berdua ke Selayang Mall berfoya-foya dan bergumbira. Tibe2 hati aku rase tak sedap sgt...dok teringat2 kat kete. Tengahari tuh bile dah puas, plan nak pegi makan kat dataran MPS...

Aku: Wah!! Kereta dah takde...hu!!
Dia: Huh?!! Biar btol...kene curi ke?

Aku: Uish..tempat open gile camni takkan kene curi kot

Dia: Mane laa tau kan...

Aku: Takla...nih sure kene tunda nih

Ya ampun!!! Baru jek terpikir camtuh...aku melihat sebuah trak tunda MPS sedang mengangkut sebuah kereta buatan Malaysia (bukan kereta aku)...nak kejar dah tak sempat nak tanye pasal kereta aku...aisehh!!! Kitorang pon pegi makan dulu kat foodcourt dlm Selayang Mall...aku tak minum jek sbb tak selera memikirkan kereta aku yg malang tuh...terbayang2 berape hengget laa duit aku melayang nanti...aii!! Abis makan..naik taxi pegi MPS

Aku: MPS bole ka?

Taxi: OK!!

Diam seketika...

Taxi: You punye kereta kene tow ke?

Eeh..mcm tau2 pulak uncle nih..

Aku: A'ah...biase berape kene bayar?

Taxi: RM300 laa...tapi bole buat rayuan dapat kurang RM50 jek!!

Cilakak!! abislaa duit aku...sia-sia jek nak enjoy duit JPA baru masuk

Taxi: Takpe saya tau itu tempat..saya dulu penah kene juga..ini org haa banyak #$%^!!

Aku: OOoo yeke?

"Duit duit...dimana kau duit?!! Surat chenta..."

Sampai kat pejabat tunda menunda MPS kat belakang stadium Selayang. Baru aku nampak kelibat kereta aku kat situ. Tengah panas pulak tuh...aduhai!! Aku pegi ke kaunter mintak slip saman and tanye kat mane nak buat rayuan...adoii kene pegi pejabat MPS pulak...dahlaa diorang tarik kete aku pastu suruh aku menapak pegi sane pulak buat rayuan ngan bayar bil..ntah pape!!kenape laa tak buat sume mende alah tuh satu tempat..senang sket!! Sambil tuh aku tgk kat area depan kaunter tuh ade 2 org cine tgh maki hamun officer kat situ...beselaa bile dah tak puas hati bile kete kene tarik...mcm2 alasan laa...aku malas nak jadik cam diorang sbb aku bukan reti sgt pon nak marah2 nih..lagipon tgh penat...

Tengah menapak pegi cari MPS ade brader moto nih stop. Rupenye officer yg kene maki hamun tadi...die tolong tumpangkan aku naik pegi ke pejabat MPS

Officer: Nak buat rayuan ke?

Aku: A'ah...

Officer: Naik lah...kene kat mane tadi?

Aku: Kat Selayang Mall...nak cucuk duit jap tadi...lepas tuh tgk kete dah hilang

Dengan selamba aku menipu...

Officer: Itulah...kitorang pon sebenarnye serba salah jugak tapi nak buat camne kalo diam jek nanti org kutuk tak buat keje laa makan rasuah laa...

Aku: Yelah...dah nak kene..nak buat camne

Officer: Em..baguslaa abg cakap camtuh...saya suka org berfikiran cam abg nih...bukan mcm cine tadi tuh...dah buat salah nak marah2..saya bukan bole tolong pon...pegilaa buat rayuan...

Aku: Biaselah tuh org tgh marah...mcm2laa die cakap

Sampai pejabat MPS time lunch hour. Naik tingkat 4 tapi takde org...tunggula kat sejam kat waiting area tuh...dah sampai pukul 2 pon 2 3 org jek yg masuk...besela keje2 pejabat nih...keluar awal masuk lambat...aii!! Nasib baik laa pegawai rayuan tuh masuk awal..aku dah kebas buntut dok lame2 nih...

Aku: Assalamualaikum puan! Saya nak buat rayuan untuk kereta saya yg kene tunda

Pegawai: Waalaikumussalam! Em..kene kat mane nih?

Aku: Kat Selayang Mall...saya nak keluar duit jek tadi pastuh tgk dah kene dah

Aku memulakan penipuan aku...yosh!!

Pegawai: Aduhai!! Kenape tak parking jek?!

Aku: Full laa puan...dah 2 3 kali saya round mmg full...tuh yg saya parking sekejap jek

Pegawai: Aii...lain kali parking laa kat Esso tuh kejap...

Aku: Ok...tapi kalo bole puan kurangkan bayaran sbb dlm wallet nih pon ade seratus jek..tu pon duit yg saya keluar tadi...saya student lagik...ptptn dah abis bile hujung2 semester nih

Dia dah nampak serba salah dah..dah simpati dgn muke welfare aku nih..ape lagik..penipuan diteruskan!!

Pegawai: Abis tuh camne saya nak tolong nih...paling rendah pon saya bole bagi seratus jek..cukup ke duit awak...cakap ade seratus jek

Aku: Em kalo boleh bawah seratus la..tapi kalo dah tak bole seratus pon ok jugak..saye ade lagi beberape hengget nak makan nih...

Pegawai: Okla...bagi saya student card awak...

Yosh!! Akhirnye berjaye aku mengurangkan saman sebanyak 66.6666%!!! Kire oklaa seratus tuh dari melayang RM 300...fuh!!! Lepas claim kereta aku...terus aku menghala ke one utama untuk makan sandwich sepanjang 6 inchi di Subway dan mengabiskan berpuluh puluh hengget membeli beberape buah buku di Popular ngan MPH

Tapi bile dipikirkan balik..aku tak menipu sgt pon sbb mmg btol aku keluarkan duit. Aku just putar belitkan cerita jek mcm politician. Salah dioranglaa tak tanye aku buat ape lepas kuar duit tuh...heheh!! Rugi laa time tuh bukan mase Tan Sri Khalid angkat sumpah jadik Menteri Besar Selangor...kalau tak sure dapat free mcm Nizar ngan Guan Eng buat kat Perak ngan Penang...hohoh!!

Apakah moral yg aku dapat dari kejadian ini? Ntahla..nanti bile dtg sekali lagi ke Selayang Mall aku akan parking tempat same jugak kot..tapi lepas office hour laa...hehhe!!

Dine with the Dean

Last week, we managed to do something that other medical students wouldn't do - pay a visit to the dean's house..yeah!! It's always been our dream to go to his house before we leave the medical school and the opportunity came after Aisyah dengan mulut cabulnye cakap nak datang dinner kat umah die...heheeh!!

It's quite difficult to find the road that led to his house...along the journey we can't imagine how his house would look like...we drove eargerly on Jalan Ulu Kelang in search for Jalan Kasawari...until half of us got lost in the traffic jam...they have to do U-turn 5 times before turn to the correct road...hahahh!!

Upon arriving, we were mesmerized by looking at his simple house; quite surrounding and peaceful. Dato KY (Khalid Yusoff) was not feeling well that nite, probably because of URTI, an instant diagnosis that can be confirmed by listening to his nasal speech (it took less than 5 seconds...haha!!). We had a little, near formal chit chat with him...just like a student asks a question to a lecturer. Nak tergelak pon ade..sume org nampak tense jek..duduk kat sofa yg empuk pon tegak semacam...hehehhe!! Her wife, Datin KY (Khatijah Yusoff) also managed to spend time with us although she had a lot of works to do. She is currently Deputy Vice Chancellor in UPM. In contrast with her husband, she is very polite, friendly and easy to talk with, macam2 cerita keluar...tengok gambar diorang kahwin dulu mmg tergelak tgk KYs yg muda remaja. At least we know a little bit more about our beloved dean's personal life. Simple and staright forward.

"yummylicious again...nasi minyak lauk ayam kurma...KY tempah kat mane ntah...susunan lauk pauk oleh KY sebab Datin busy...heheh"

"mendengar amanat dan nasihat...tapi bukan mcm lecture laa"

After having dinner, the situation became more relaxed and interesting. Dato' KY keluar macam2 cerite yg kelakar, pasal faculty laa itu laa ini la...cam beselaa sume org die nak condemn. Borak punye borak dah nak midnite dah...kitorang bajet lepak sejam leboh dahlaa sbb expect takde ape sgt nak buat...heheh!! Tapi mmg enjoy gile lepak umah die, mulut mengunyah mmg non stop..ade jek makanan...yum yum!!

"thanks for everything Prof!!"

The Making of...Pro 3

"Di keheningan malam..."

"Termenung ku sendirian..."

"Tak lena mata dipejam..."

"Terdengar suara terngiang..."

Bosan dan tiada tujuan...itulah kata-kata yg menggambarkan kehidupan kami selepas exam...tak tahu nak buat ape dah..sebelum nih dah biase busy...nak pegi enjoy pon sume tempat dah layan...nak kuar ramai2 pon susah..ade nak pegi beli barang hantaran laa...ade yg pegi kursus kahwin laa...macam2 hal!!

Then teringat pulak mase sebelum exam dulu...kalo laa bole difilemkan keadaan kiorang yg macam zombie sure kelakar laa...tapi mmg dasyhat woo!!tension tuh mmg real gile...nak ambik SPM pon takde laa sampai sesengal camni..huhuh!!

The pictures below can tell you how much we've had suffered...berat mata memandang berat lagik bahu yg memikul...kepada Year 4..selamat laa korang..rasekan!!hahahha!!

Nih kalo balik umah nih lagik tak tau nak buat ape...menternak lemak jeklaa...boroikan perut...yosh!!

Strike!!!

Yosh!! another fun time after the stressful exam...this time we've organized a "championship tournament"<---alkaf punye term..haha!! Initially it was just a gossip mossip jek nak lawan bowling ngan lecturer tapi tibe2 Dato' Amin aggreed...he suggested the event to be organized in The Curve...Alkaf was given the task to manage the event Wednesday 16th April 2008 We went to The Curve around 7 pm<---janji pukul 6.30pm...solat Maghrib at Pin Junction and then waited for the lecturers to come, one by one. Only 9 of them came: Prof Dato' Dr Aminuddin Prof Dr Hakimi Dr Tengku & Dr Sumiati Dr Anis Dr Nafiza Dr Arif Dr Jega Dr Suthahar We've played 3 games...punyelaa penat sampai Dato' Amin dah sakit pinggang...bole panggil anak die kat umah suruh datang ganti die...heheh!! Tapi oklaa sbb team aku dapat no 2 overall..hins hins hins!! After 3 games...sume dah penat...lenguh abis dah bahu...Tiey bole siap terjatuh masuk dalam lane lagik...heh!!Individually, Dr Sumiati (wife Dr Tengku) yg menang...aku dapat no 5..yosh!!kire ok laa sbb tak training ape kan..lain laa cam Alkaf yg 3 kali pegi training tapi cam hampeh jugak...hahahah!!!




Yg lepas main bowling yg best nih...yummilicious part 2...hahah ngepau lagik!! We went to mamak stall in TTDI near Dato' Amin house...ape lagik order macam2 laaa...bill die yg bayar..ukk!!!



Berita baik: Dato' Amin suruh organize lagik event camni...yeah!!

Yummylicious

I don't know how to describe our lecturer's love to all of us but certainly passing the final exam is the main reason for us to 'pau' virtually all the lecturers...not more than 12 hours after Prof KY announced the result, we've been invited to an informal dinner held at half-floating Restoran Tasek Indah in Taman Tasik Shah Alam...yum3!!

"Sume org happy pass final exam...budak laki yg dapat markah rendah pon celebrate jugak"

Professor Dato Dr Haron Ahmad

Adjunct Professor & Senior Consultant Hepatobiliary Surgeon

Faculty of Medicine UiTM

We started our journey by driving to Prof Normalina's house in Cheras since she wanted to 'konvoi' ramai2 pegi Shah Alam. After solat Maghrib we moved from there and took only about half an hour to arrive at the restaurant. There was a few tables already booked for us and we mix with the lecturers and have a dinner together while do some fun chit chat, not a common lecturer-student conversation. We talk about a lot of things; from and bad memories in medical student years to what is our future carreer plan etc. Nice chit chat plus nice foods, that's really complete the nite. It was one of the best dinner in my life...so far!!

Then last Sunday on 13th February 2008, we went to Prof Normalina's house,again. This time she invited us for a BBQ. The menus were BBQ kambing+ayam+sausages, nasi goreng cina, garden salads, jelly kelapa etc. Not having breakfast that morning made us really "mencekik & melantak" all the foods in front of our eyes. All biteable, chewable, foods within our visual field have succesfully been delivered into our empty stomach...ukk!!!

Dato' Harun also came to have the lunch there and we sat together while having some chit chat. Then before he leaves, we had a half-an-hour "chicken soup for the soul" session from him; he does the talking while we do the listening. A lots of advices full with motivations..yeah!!

Having all those lecturers in our faculty who are very concerned and caring about us made me feel so lucky and honoured...bukannye sebab makan2 tuh but the way they appreciate and motivate all of us....it's really made me feel happy!!

P/S Afif: rugi gile ko tak dtg..kan Dr Daud dah jemput...byk gile duh makanan tak abis..huhuh!!

The Shadow

Yosh!!after finishing the final exam...we had to join the program organized by the faculty called "Shadow Housemanship" for 2 weeks. As the name indicates, this program need us to tag with the Ho in the ward and follow him/her everywhere except into the toilet...fuh!! The expected works to do are clerking patients, take a lot of blood samples, review progress of the patient, present the cases to MO or specialist so on and so forth..basically the main objective is to familiarize the newly grads to the environment in the ward as a HO (though we've been already in the wards for many many many times), the jobs that need to be completed, the workflow in the ward and of course the specialists and consultant's behaviour..heh!!


I've been posted to O&G wards and labor room plus maternity OT (damn...girl's things again..i'm suck in this area and didn't quite like it too). Everyday need to see all these expanding, distended abdomen that waiting to explode like a timed bomb...aii!! Still confused why many students like O&G sampai sanggup nak buat master...the common reason given by the girls is dituntut oleh agama laa female doctor for female patient...yeah it's true but that is not the main indication. Many patients prefer male doctor with the reason they're very gentle and care more than their female colleagues do..yeke?


Well personally I found this program is quite useful eventhough going to the ward makes me yawning most of the time...dah naik muak aku tgk org sakit jek..kan kan kan?This Friday will be the last day and then merdeka...yeah!!bole joli katak...yahoooo!!!

jom2 sape nak meronggeng sila kontek aku...

The Result is...

"Ahmad Junaidi Ahmad Hamidi, matrix number 607639...pass the final exam with grade #$%&"

Professor Dato' Dr Khalid Yusoff

Foundation Dean & Professor of Medicine

Senior Consultant Cardiologist

Faculty of Medicine UiTM

The Q&A sessions

Final Professional 3 Examination: M.B.B.S UiTM

Theory Papers
26th March 2008
MCQ 1 - Medical-based
MCQ 2 - Surgical-based

27th March 2008
MEQ 1 - Pulmonary TB complicated with bronchiectasis
MEQ 2 - Perforated duodenal ulcer

PBQ 1 - Hereditary Biliary Atresia
PBQ 2 - Hyperemesis gravidarum secondary to molar pregnancy

Clinical
31st March 2008
Long case - Post-streptococcal glomerulonephritis
Short cases - Mitral regurgitation, Right inguinoscrotal hernia, breech pregnancy
Materia Medica - Median nerve & Brachial artery, Vaginal Candidiasis, Pulmonary fibrosis, Foley's catheter, Intracerebral haemorrhage

M.B.B.S

5 Years of study...

500 GB syllabus...



50 MB studies...



only 50 KB we remember...



and 50 B we could answer...



at last binary marks we get...



That is known as MASSIVE BRAIN BREAKDOWN SYNDROME (M.B.B.S)

Professional Examination 3 Final MBBS220: 26th March 2008 - 1st April 2008

First batch of UiTM… My brothers!!!

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me…
But day may come when the courage of us fail… when we might forget all the things that we have to do

But it is not these days…

And now the time has come when we might fall and stumble during the battle…

But it is not these days…

These days we fight!! By all that you hold dear, in this life…

I urge you to stand…future doctors of UiTM!!!!